Queen Belt...

Porter came running through the room, stopped, placed something on my head, the ran off giggling.  I left it on.  Why?  I have no idea.  However, as the day went on it came in handy.  I anointed myself Queen Belt!  It got a lot of giggles instead of crying & complaining.  The kids came home from school, looked at me a bit odd & asked, "do you know a belt is on your head?"  I responded with a grand YES, I am Queen Belt.  The rest of the night when anything started to turn ugly Queen Belt relieved the stress & invoked giggles and laughter.  Isabelle even tried to steal my crown!  Who knew such a stupid thing would come in so handy on a day like today!  Thanks Porter.  You will notice I am sitting upon a very appropriate throne... the toilet!